Calibration 36 [Video]

[officer_garrus]

I think I'll just stay home today. Or at least wear my helmet if I have to go out.

[Filtered to Police.]

I've also been thinking it over, and I was wondering if the Police Force has any openings.

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Comments

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[eagleofautozam.livejournal.com]

If you don't want to be kissed staying inside is the best option today. That mistletoe is everywhere.

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[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Probably the best idea.

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[eagleofautozam.livejournal.com]

You will be missing out on one of the City's Christmas traditions though.

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[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Maybe, but I'd rather not cause any health risks.

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[eagleofautozam.livejournal.com]

Would that really be a problem?

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[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

It could cause allergic reactions in both parties.

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[eagleofautozam.livejournal.com]

Just from a kiss?

[Your alien biology never stops amazing him Garrus! ]

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[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Humans and turians are made of different amino acids.

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[eagleofautozam.livejournal.com]

You did say something like that before I just never thought about it causing allergic reactions like that. Could even just touching you be a problem?

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[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

No, skin-to-skin contact is harmless.

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[eagleofautozam.livejournal.com]

I'm glad. I was wondering how you would manage if even a simple touch would be dangerous.

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

We could always use an extra hand. What's your specialty?

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[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

I think even I'd go crazy if that were the case.

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[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Well, I was an inspector back in my world.

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[eagleofautozam.livejournal.com]

It would make things very difficult for you!

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

That sounds useful. Are you looking for full time employment?

[Police Filter]

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

I am.

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[badhairlifetime.livejournal.com]

Alright, I'll set you up with an appointment for interview with the Chief. Have your resume ready.