Garrus Vakarian

[The video opens up with a man sitting at Garrus' desk. A man with familiar blue tattoos on his face and a burn scar on his cheek.]

Well, I'd say this is different.

[The voice pretty much confirms that this is indeed Garrus.]

It's funny, but there were a few times when I've wondered what it's like to be human. After the shock wore off, I just have to ask how humans can walk with these feet, no offense. Not to mention the lack of a carapace almost makes me feel naked.

[But not literally, because the curse was kind enough to give him human clothes.]

Seeing as how the only non-dextro foods I own are snacks for when I have guests, I might as well go out for breakfast.

[Video ends.]