Calibration 9 [Accidental Video | Fountain Shard]

[officer_garrus]

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[OOC: You all get a video because typing the whole thing out would take too long and I'm lazy. Part of the Fountain Shard Plot. Changed the lie from the original post, because this was easier and saved the trouble of finding another video. More details in the plot post for Garrus. CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR MASS EFFECT 1.]

Comments

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Please tell me in your universe you're not actually a psychopath who's going to dissect me in my sleep. [Somehow he still has some snark in him.]

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

Nope. Still don't experiment on species capable of calculus. Don't tell me you went pacifist on us...

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

And miss opportunities to blow the bad guys away, I don't think so.

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

Have copies of research data with me. Can modify your weapons to peak efficiency... if my other self hasn't done so already. To make sure you can blow everything away. We got out of the Collector's Base. Pity if you didn't survive after that mission.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

You gave a few upgrades, but you're welcome to look them over. [He's still trying to wrap his head around the idea that this is the same Mordin he knows, just from a different dimension.]

Oh, I survived alright. It'll take more than a few bugs and a Reaper larve to bring me down.

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

Be happy to. Random connected question. All my weapons feel off ever since my arrival here. Haven't had a chance to tune them up. Did this happen to you as well?

I still remember the whole Archangel debacle. That gunship did a pretty good job of knocking you down.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Now that you mention it, yeah, it did.

[Lightly scratches the bandage on his face.] My face still tingles whenever I think about that.

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

Strange... Nothing should offset our weapons like that. Unless it's another one of those strange phenomena of this City.

It happens. Sometimes feel the ache of my missing horn when thinking about my work with the genophage.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Well, there was this one time when they worked properly. About a month ago, some of us were kidnapped and forced to participate in a survival game, and my weapons worked perfectly fine there. After it was over, though, they went right back to the way they were.

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

Strange... Will keep that in mind. Will send you my diagnostic data after I tune my weapons, in case you wish to use that when you tune your weapons. Hopefully we can fix them back up.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Mordin.

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

No problem. Am happy to help.