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[OOC: You all get a video because typing the whole thing out would take too long and I'm lazy. Part of the Fountain Shard Plot. Changed the lie from the original post, because this was easier and saved the trouble of finding another video. More details in the plot post for Garrus. CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR MASS EFFECT 1.]

time to break garrus

Date: 2011-01-03 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com
Wait. Why is Saren Arterius referring to that woman as "Shepard"?

poor Garrus

Date: 2011-01-03 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com
Mordin, that's Shepard. Don't you recognize her?

Poor crew of the Normandy

Date: 2011-01-03 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com
What are you talking about? Shepard's male. Unless my understanding of human anatomy and my regular medical tests have suddenly been proven false... Fairly sure that Shepard isn't a woman.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com
Mordin, is this a joke? Shepard's not a man. I think I of all turians would know whether Shepard was male or female.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com
[have the equivalence of an eyebrow raise from Mordin]

No joke. Don't joke with medical matters. Or about matters relating Shepard and the mission. Very certain that Shepard has and always been a man.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com
[Confused turian is confused.]

Mordin, I know Shepard is a woman because... we're lovers. You even sent us medical tips on interspecies relations.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 06:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com
Never sent him ones on Human-Turian relations. Know that for a fact. Thought I needed to send him ones on Human-Quarian relations but turned out there was no relationship there. Er... Shouldn't have said that. Breaking doctor-client privilege. Still. Shepard isn't female. Unless he's suddenly develop a case of being a hermaphrodite.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com
She's not, trust me. She does have a birthmark on her right thigh, but that's about it.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 07:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com
Do I need to show proof that Shepard's a he? Have medical scans proving he's a he.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com
I have a picture of her with me to prove she's female.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com
Hmm. Is possible that this is side effect of the City. People can come from different times and places. Why not different realities? Both have Shepards... who just have a difference between who has an extra X versus a Y.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com
Different realities... With different Shepards... [He puts a hand to his forehead.] I think I need to sit down.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 07:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com
Understand. Is the only conclusion I can find to fit our differing views that makes sense... as much as this place makes sense that is.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com
Please tell me in your universe you're not actually a psychopath who's going to dissect me in my sleep. [Somehow he still has some snark in him.]

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com
Nope. Still don't experiment on species capable of calculus. Don't tell me you went pacifist on us...

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com
And miss opportunities to blow the bad guys away, I don't think so.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com
Have copies of research data with me. Can modify your weapons to peak efficiency... if my other self hasn't done so already. To make sure you can blow everything away. We got out of the Collector's Base. Pity if you didn't survive after that mission.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 07:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com
You gave a few upgrades, but you're welcome to look them over. [He's still trying to wrap his head around the idea that this is the same Mordin he knows, just from a different dimension.]

Oh, I survived alright. It'll take more than a few bugs and a Reaper larve to bring me down.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com
Be happy to. Random connected question. All my weapons feel off ever since my arrival here. Haven't had a chance to tune them up. Did this happen to you as well?

I still remember the whole Archangel debacle. That gunship did a pretty good job of knocking you down.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 08:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com
Now that you mention it, yeah, it did.

[Lightly scratches the bandage on his face.] My face still tingles whenever I think about that.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com
Strange... Nothing should offset our weapons like that. Unless it's another one of those strange phenomena of this City.

It happens. Sometimes feel the ache of my missing horn when thinking about my work with the genophage.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com
Well, there was this one time when they worked properly. About a month ago, some of us were kidnapped and forced to participate in a survival game, and my weapons worked perfectly fine there. After it was over, though, they went right back to the way they were.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 08:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com
Strange... Will keep that in mind. Will send you my diagnostic data after I tune my weapons, in case you wish to use that when you tune your weapons. Hopefully we can fix them back up.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 08:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com
No problem. Am happy to help.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com
[Raiden just... blinks. He has no idea what any of that means]

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com
Oh, Raiden. This... is a very long story.

Well, um, now you know what my Commander looks like.

lol Jennifer Hale

Date: 2011-01-03 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com
Her voice kind of sounds familiar...

and Quinton Flynn

Date: 2011-01-03 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com
Oh? ...She doesn't have a counterpart in your world, does she?

[Now that he thinks about it, Raiden does sound pretty similar to a drell he and the team encountered once.]

fffff

Date: 2011-01-03 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com
Mn.. maybe if her voice was a little higher...

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-03 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com
Hm, interesting. Wonder what Mordin would make of this.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-04 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com
Oh, he's a friend from home who just arrived here.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-04 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com
Yeah, he's a salarian. He's also a scientist and the team medic.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-04 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com
Yeah, Shepard always did have a thing for multispecies teams. She's definatly not a xenophobe.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-05 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com
You guys are in space and stuff, right? I imagine it'd be hard to be a xenophobe with that kind of life...

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-05 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com
You'd be surprised how often that can come up, actually. Some people just don't want to share space with others, I guess, and there has been tension between the different races in the past.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-05 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com
Really? That's too bad...

(no subject)

Date: 2011-01-05 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com
I know, but trust me, a lot of us wish that wasn't true.

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