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Garrus Vakarian ([personal profile] officer_garrus) wrote2011-02-26 11:49 pm
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Calibration 15 [Video | 4th Wall]

Is it visitor's day again? Already? Well, might as well give it a shot.

Shepard, are you there? Joker? Liara? Anyone?

Has anyone seen a red-headed military woman? She'd either be wearing N7 armor or a black and white uniform. I'd also like to know if anyone sees any non-humans roaming around.

[OOC: Open to anyone and everyone.]

[identity profile] hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'm here again.

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Raiden. Good to see you again.

[identity profile] hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
How've you been?

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you know, make sure not to eat Mordin's food, go through a curse, the usual.

[identity profile] bakurakrazie.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm, I'm pretty sure that there are a bunch of non-humans in the City~

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Other than the ones I know of, hopefully.

But, as for visitors, have there been any females in form-fitting hazard suits, blue females with head-crests, or scaley green men?

[identity profile] hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Is it that bad...? The food, I mean.

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm sure it's good. It's just that salarian food isn't exactly compatable with turian digestive systems.

[identity profile] hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
What about human food?

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Human food too. At best, it just won't give me nutrients.

[identity profile] hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
That's weird...

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Shrug.] It's just how we evolved.

[identity profile] hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder how your guys' food would react to a human stomach..

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
It could give us an allergic reaction.

[identity profile] hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
That's it?

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
A potentially fatal one, at worst.

[identity profile] hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
.. Oh. Nevermind then.

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
That's alright, you didn't know. Shepard liked to joke that if we ever got our food mixed up, it would give her an excuse to "play doctor".

[identity profile] bakurakrazie.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Form-fitting? Oh-ho-ho~ I see how you roll. I haven't seen anyone like that, I'm sorry.

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not like that. All quarians dress like that. Besides, I'm dating a human. Oh. Well, thanks anyway.

[identity profile] bakurakrazie.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'll keep a look-out, anyway.