Calibration 15 [Video | 4th Wall]

[officer_garrus]

Is it visitor's day again? Already? Well, might as well give it a shot.

Shepard, are you there? Joker? Liara? Anyone?

Has anyone seen a red-headed military woman? She'd either be wearing N7 armor or a black and white uniform. I'd also like to know if anyone sees any non-humans roaming around.

[OOC: Open to anyone and everyone.]

Comments

[hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com]

I'm here again.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Raiden. Good to see you again.

[hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com]

How've you been?

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know, make sure not to eat Mordin's food, go through a curse, the usual.

[hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com]

Is it that bad...? The food, I mean.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure it's good. It's just that salarian food isn't exactly compatable with turian digestive systems.

[hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com]

What about human food?

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Human food too. At best, it just won't give me nutrients.

[hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com]

That's weird...

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

[Shrug.] It's just how we evolved.

[hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com]

I wonder how your guys' food would react to a human stomach..

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

It could give us an allergic reaction.

[hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com]

That's it?

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

A potentially fatal one, at worst.

[hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com]

.. Oh. Nevermind then.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

That's alright, you didn't know. Shepard liked to joke that if we ever got our food mixed up, it would give her an excuse to "play doctor".

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I'm pretty sure that there are a bunch of non-humans in the City~

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Other than the ones I know of, hopefully.

But, as for visitors, have there been any females in form-fitting hazard suits, blue females with head-crests, or scaley green men?

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Form-fitting? Oh-ho-ho~ I see how you roll. I haven't seen anyone like that, I'm sorry.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

It's not like that. All quarians dress like that. Besides, I'm dating a human. Oh. Well, thanks anyway.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Well, I'll keep a look-out, anyway.