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Garrus Vakarian ([personal profile] officer_garrus) wrote2011-03-17 01:25 pm

Calibration 16 [Accidental Video/Action | Don't Forget to Wear Green]

[Garrus comes out of a general store wearing a cheap green St. Patrick's Day tie around his neck.]

I like humans, but I swear they have the strangest holidays sometimes.

[Makes sure his tie is nice and visible to a passing human.]

Guess I better mark today in my calendar for next year.

[He brings up his omni-tool and types a few things into it. For some reason he frowns at it and types into it again. For a second, a holographic image of what looks like a robotic squid appears. It makes Garrus' eyes go wide until it vanishes.]

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[personal profile] beifongbandit 2011-03-18 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Not all humans. This one's new to me.

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[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Well, even if I hadn't gotten the tie, guess I could count on someone not pinching me.

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[personal profile] beifongbandit 2011-03-18 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
One out of a million, it seems like.

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[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
It probably wouldn't bother me that much if it wasn't for the fact that everyone kept going for my neck.

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[personal profile] beifongbandit 2011-03-19 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
People aren't pulling their punches today.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Well, the tie does count. St. Patrick's Day is a celebration of joy, and beer, and parades!

Is that image usual for you people?

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously, seeing as how I haven't been getting pinched since I bought it.

Let's just say it brings up a few bad memories.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Good to hear!

Ah, well. I'm sorry to hear that.

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-03-19 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
I just hope it stays just a picture.