Calibration 29 [Accidental Video/Action]

[officer_garrus]

[The screen is focused on Garrus, for the most part, who is sleeping. There also appears to be a human-sized lump next to him in his bed. He rolls over and opens his eyes, seeing a stranger next to him.]

Whoa!

[Garrus jerks up, accidentally bringing the man up with him thanks to the handcuffs he doesn't realize they're wearing. Said man is now awake thanks to the noise and sudden movement.]

Who are you? How did you get in?

[Then he sees the handcuffs.]

Oh, I've heard of this curse. But that still doesn't get out of you explaining who you are.

[/Video ends]

[OOC: Garrus and Jack Harkness are attached for the weekend. Action for Jack, of course. Also, Jack-mun, would've written Jack some dialogue in but I was too afraid of getting him wrong. Only recently started watching Doctor Who again and haven't even touched Torchwood yet. ^^;; ]

Comments

It's ok <3

[sometimes-boe.livejournal.com]

[Jack had been sleeping peacefully, until he got his arm yanked. He hadn't expected to wake up in strange man's bed....not this time.]

Whoa, usually I remember nights that ended like this.

I'm Captain Jack Harkness, don't suppose you know why we're handcuffed together?

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Garrus Vakarian. I'm thinking either this is a curse, or this is the work of some drunken partiers.

video;

[justasvicious.livejournal.com]

If this is a porno, it needs less plot and more humping.

video;

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Sorry to dissapoint, but it's not a porno.

video;

[justasvicious.livejournal.com]

Too bad. I was looking forward to some inter-species love. The handcuffs are a plus.

[sometimes-boe.livejournal.com]

Those are both plausible options. Considering I'm fairly certain I was sober last night, I'm going to go with the curse option.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

So was I. [He looks down at the cuffs.] This is going to make things awkward.

video;

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

I have a girlfriend back home.

video;

[justasvicious.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on. We both know we don't remember this place or the naughty things we do here when it's time to go home.

[sometimes-boe.livejournal.com]

[He looks down at the cuffs as well and shrugs.]

Perhaps. I'm guessing there isn't a key if this is a curse. How long do you think it'll last?

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

Garrus? Are you okay?

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

If I had to guess, either until midnight tonight or tommorrow.

video;

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

The answer is still no.

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[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Well, the person with me isn't an ass. So yes, I'm fine.

[sometimes-boe.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fun.

So, what should we do, then? Handcuffed together like this, things could get pretty interesting pretty fast.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Well, first I think I need some nourishment. Unfortunatly the only things I have that are safe for humans to eat are snack foods. You know, for company.

[sometimes-boe.livejournal.com]

Snack foods won't kill me. What do you eat?

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

So it could be worse. Good way to look at it.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Anything dextro-friendly, really. Come on. [Yanks on the chain lightly to get Jack to follow him to the kitchen.] There's crackers and canned fruit in the cupboard.

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[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

I like to think so, given all the bad guys and xenophobes here.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that curse kind of scares me for that exact reason.

[sometimes-boe.livejournal.com]

[He follows, not that he has much choice.] Maybe some fruit. I'm not that hungry, really.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

[Garrus gets a can of peaches from the cupboard, then goes to the fridge to get something that probably doesn't look the least bit appetizing to a human.]

You don't seem that surprised to meet someone who's not human.

[Digs around with his free hand for the can opener.]

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[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Trying to do certain things with only one hand can be harder than it looks, though.

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[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

Like making coffee.