officer_garrus: (casual)
Garrus Vakarian ([personal profile] officer_garrus) wrote2011-10-01 11:59 am
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Calibration 31 [video] | 4th wall

I admit, I sort of like days like today. There's always a chance I'll see someone I know from back home, or who used to be here.

[ooc: Anything goes. Threadjacking encouraged.]

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[identity profile] sanderson-curse.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
What manner of hobgoblin are you?

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[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Hobgoblin? No, no, I'm a turian.

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[identity profile] sanderson-curse.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I have never heard of that kind of demon before… When did Master decide to conjure you up?

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[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not a demon, I'm an alien, and hatched from an egg like all turians.

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[identity profile] sanderson-curse.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe he is a child in disguise?

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[identity profile] sanderson-curse.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That's very old for a child...

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[identity profile] sanderson-curse.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
He is not a child! He is a creature that comes from the stars!

Oh… why was I cursed with such sisters?

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[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh... well, it's very... nice to meet you ladies. My name's Garrus.

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[identity profile] sanderson-curse.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Its nice to meet you too… boy from the stars…

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[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
So, you three are sisters? [Might as well make small talk.]

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[identity profile] sanderson-curse.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately I was saddled with two incompetents like these…

[identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
You'd even take the crazies?

[identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Crazy to the point where you'd take a hammer to them before calling the cops?

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
...Okay, maybe not that crazy.

[identity profile] sellsitswares.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
This one has seen you at its shop on the Citadel.

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Shepard and the rest of us must have bought supplies off you.

[identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Garrus. Still calibrating?

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Mordin, good to see you again.

[identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Good to see you again. Still stuck here? Am I stuck here? Inconsequential. Doing good?

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm still stuck for now. I actually went home briefly, but came back after a few weeks.

[identity profile] yourbodyisdust.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh hey, look who it is, Garrus. ]

[identity profile] yourbodyisdust.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. It is good to see you.

[identity profile] yourbodyisdust.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
You are well, I imagine? [ Cause he's dying, no big deal. Until Mass Effect 3, anyway. ]

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Well, half my face itches sometimes, weird things happen to me on a weekly basis here, and I sometimes get homesick, but other than that, I'm fine.

And yourself? [Avoid the elephant in the room like the plague.]

[identity profile] yourbodyisdust.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds not unlike our time on the Normandy. [ He's just going to look amused and dodge that question like the sneaky assassin he is. ]

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
You could say that. Still, back home there aren't space monsters who drain color and I don't occassionally wake up a different species.

[identity profile] yourbodyisdust.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds trying. [ Yup. ] What species were you? [ Nevermind how. ]

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
It can be, but I manage. [To put it mildly.] I was human.