Calibration 31 [video] | 4th wall

[officer_garrus]

I admit, I sort of like days like today. There's always a chance I'll see someone I know from back home, or who used to be here.

[ooc: Anything goes. Threadjacking encouraged.]

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[sanderson-curse.livejournal.com]

What manner of hobgoblin are you?

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[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Hobgoblin? No, no, I'm a turian.

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[sanderson-curse.livejournal.com]

I have never heard of that kind of demon before… When did Master decide to conjure you up?

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[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

I'm not a demon, I'm an alien, and hatched from an egg like all turians.

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[sanderson-curse.livejournal.com]

Maybe he is a child in disguise?

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[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

I'm in my thirties.

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[sanderson-curse.livejournal.com]

That's very old for a child...

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[sanderson-curse.livejournal.com]

He is not a child! He is a creature that comes from the stars!

Oh… why was I cursed with such sisters?

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[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Uh... well, it's very... nice to meet you ladies. My name's Garrus.

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[sanderson-curse.livejournal.com]

Its nice to meet you too… boy from the stars…

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

You'd even take the crazies?

[sellsitswares.livejournal.com]

This one has seen you at its shop on the Citadel.

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

Garrus. Still calibrating?

[yourbodyisdust.livejournal.com]

[ Oh hey, look who it is, Garrus. ]

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[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

So, you three are sisters? [Might as well make small talk.]

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Depends on how crazy.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Really? Shepard and the rest of us must have bought supplies off you.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Mordin, good to see you again.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Thane, is that you?

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Crazy to the point where you'd take a hammer to them before calling the cops?

[yourbodyisdust.livejournal.com]

Yes. It is good to see you.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

...Okay, maybe not that crazy.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

You too.

[yourbodyisdust.livejournal.com]

You are well, I imagine? [ Cause he's dying, no big deal. Until Mass Effect 3, anyway. ]

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Well, half my face itches sometimes, weird things happen to me on a weekly basis here, and I sometimes get homesick, but other than that, I'm fine.

And yourself? [Avoid the elephant in the room like the plague.]

[yourbodyisdust.livejournal.com]

Sounds not unlike our time on the Normandy. [ He's just going to look amused and dodge that question like the sneaky assassin he is. ]

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

You could say that. Still, back home there aren't space monsters who drain color and I don't occassionally wake up a different species.

[yourbodyisdust.livejournal.com]

Sounds trying. [ Yup. ] What species were you? [ Nevermind how. ]

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

It can be, but I manage. [To put it mildly.] I was human.

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

Good to see you again. Still stuck here? Am I stuck here? Inconsequential. Doing good?

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm still stuck for now. I actually went home briefly, but came back after a few weeks.

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[sanderson-curse.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately I was saddled with two incompetents like these…