Calibration 7 [Video | Seven Rules of Gaming]

[officer_garrus]

Has anyone else noticed something a little... off today.

[Like the fact that he's got a lifebar at the bottom of the screen and there are some numbered tabs in the upper right corner, each with a picture representing one of Garrus's weapons or special abilities.]

I've also found myself, well, thinking long and hard before I say something. Yet I feel like what I have to say is kind of limited. Not only that, but some of the things that pop into my head are either very rude, very nice, or just neutral.

I think this place is starting to mess with me.

[OOC: Garrus is experiencing the player interface from Mass Effect 2, as well as his own personal dialogue wheel.]

Comments

[loisfuckinglane.livejournal.com]

What are all those little symbols?

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Symbols?

[Checks his armor for any such symbols. Then gets out his pistol, which he checks as well, which causes the symbol that looks like said pistol to light up.]

[loisfuckinglane.livejournal.com]

The one that looks just like your big gun there.

What kind of pistol is that?

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

[He'll just have to take her word for it, since he can't see anything of the sort.]

Must be part of this curse.

This? It's an M-5 Phalanx.

[loisfuckinglane.livejournal.com]

Never heard of it. Is that military issue?

And back up a little bit to that part where you said 'curse'.